Dear Taylor Swift, im one of your billion fans. I know there’s 0.00001% chance that you’ll see this but I made it anyway. :D ILYSM.
(Wrong grammar everywhere, im so sorry.)
I think Good Girls by 5SOS describes my entire life except that I dont have a boyfriend and I do a shit load of stuffs more than whats in the song
- me: i'll do it as 7PM
- time: 7:02 PM
- me: ooops too late. gotta wait until 8 now
I’ll marry the guy who would give me books for my birthday.
the kind of book i’m reading doesn’t automatically define who i am fyi. i’m reading an assassin book but you don’t see me stabbing you for being judgmental and reading a romance book doesn’t make me a slut nor does reading about dragons make me a beautiful creature with fiery wings
Seriously. So much this!
When you screw up, skip a workout, eat bad foods, or sleep in, it doesn’t make you a bad person.
It makes you human.
Welcome to the club.
There’s like seven billion of us.
- heart: yes
- bank account: no
Reasons why im a bad friend:
• i get too attached
• i will complain about all my problems to you
• i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me
• i need to be reassured
periodicallyCONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying
• i am annoying
• im boring
• i dont know how to keep the conversation going
• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me
Harry Potter - abused orphan boy discovers he has magical powers and someone tries to kill him at the end of every school year
Lord of the Rings - Ring causes problems everywhere
Hunger Games - Girl becomes an accidental and unwilling symbol of the rebellion. Rebellion ensues.
Game of Thrones - Fuck, Marry, Kill anyone and everyone. No one is safe
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Kids who can’t sit still discover they’re children of the gods. Monsters trying to kill then all the time
Heroes of Olympus - Kids become older. See above
Divergent - People can’t have multiple attributes. Must stick only to one of five choices. Or else…
Mortal Instruments - Descendants of angels killing demons. Who cares about incest? Refer to all books.
Infernal Devices - Old fashioned demon fighting. Love triangle that will keep you wanting everyone to end up with everyone.
Throne of Glass - young assassin has a secret past, king is a monster, prince is complete opposite
Lunar Chronicles - Cyborg girl, prince trying to do what is right, queen ruining everything in her path
The Selection - Have you watched The Bachelor? Just without all that kissing and stuff, they have class after all
Unwind - organ donation to the extreme
Best summaries ever.
THIS IS GOLD. OMG THIS IS THE BEST.